Brady Quinn, You Are a Bag of Douche Sir


So, throughout his first year in the NFL with Cleveland Browns Brady Quinn failed to make many headlines something he had no problem doing at Notre Dame. However, after he concluded his first season riding the bench some headlines are starting to surface. For example, Kissing Suzy Kolber, outlines Brady’s altercations with other gay individuals. Another take on the same story can be read here by

POSTED 10:33 p.m. EST, February 13, 2008


Browns quarterback Brady Quinn claims that he wasn’t involved in a New Year’s Day incident involving alleged taunts to patrons of a gay bar in Columbus, Ohio.

At no time that night was I involved in a verbal or physical altercation, nor did I have any interaction with the police,” Quinn said in a statement issued by the team. “I want to be clear that I did not engage in any of the alleged conduct, nor did I make inappropriate comments to anyone. Any allegations to the contrary are either untrue or the result of misidentification.”

But the report in the Cleveland Plain Dealer wasn’t based solely on the 911 call placed to police; a Columbus police spokesperson says that, when officers arrived, Quinn was involved in an argument with a man who later was arrested.

The statement also points out that Quinn had dinner on New Year’s Eve with his girlfriend. Girlfriend. As in, “I’m neither gay nor curious.”

The article from the Cleveland Plain Dealer that PFT refers to can be found here. Good job Brady. After making yourself look like a spoiled jerk at the draft last April when you slid down the draft charts because real NFL scouts were able to accurately assess your skills, you have done nothing to improve your image with these new headlines. I’m sure this news will help you earn that starting spot next year along with your stupid Myoplex commercials.


the cool Brady Quinn drunk surfing picture thanks to Drunk Athlete

16 thoughts on “Brady Quinn, You Are a Bag of Douche Sir

  1. If Brady Quinn did something wrong that night, why didn’t we hear about it in the Columbus Dispatch the following morning? Get your facts right, the Columbus Dispatch refused to run this story because of how shady it is. Then Seth Harris (the 911 caller) called Brady’s agent to try to get Brady to pay him off. Brady didn’t do anything wrong, find some new material to write about.

  2. According to Meatballs the only source for news in the world is “The Columbus Dispatch”, if it isn’t printed in that paper then it isn’t real. The Associated Press, The Detroit Free Press (to name a few) are clearly just rags not worthy of lining a dog crate with. Thanks for the enlightenment Meatballs. Should we send our “blog” articles to you before we publish them so that you can fact check them with the “Columbus Dispatch”?

  3. Who cares if he called a fag a fag big deal. The guy just wanted to cash in from it maybe get his name in the paper. The kid is famous from Notre Dame he would have gotten a chance to start this year if DA wasnt playing so good in the first half of the season.

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