by Ryan Meehan
In Week Thirteen, Detroit Lions defensive end Ndamokung Suh found a creative way to become part of the news cycle again early Saturday morning. At somewhere around 1:15 AM in Portland, Oregon Suh was driving his 1970 Chevrolet Coupe when he hit a curb, ran over a drinking fountain, killed three homeless people, and hit a pregnant deer before finally crashing his car into a tree. Of course I made part of that up, but the beginning of it was true and things like that happen to you if you’re an asshole. (Editor’s Note: As someone who has been an asshole for decades, I can verify that this is true.) Here’s the story if you’re interested: http://www.examiner.com/sports-celebrity-in-national/ndamukong-suh-of-the-detroit-lions-is-back-the-news
